"SORRY SIR. WE NO LONGER ACCEPT 20$ BILLS DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF EUHH! OH YES, YOUNG KIDS WITH
FAKE MONEY."
iT MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT INCREMENTALY THEY ARE GETTING US READY FOR THE NEXT SENTENCE.
"SORRY SIR. WE NO LONGER ACCEPT 10$ BILLS DUE TO THE GOVERMENT'S VESTED INTEREST IN UPLOADING YOUR
PURCHASE TO THE DEPARTEMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY."
"SORRY SIR. WE NO LONGER ACCEPT 5$ BILLS DUE TO THE NEW SUB-SECTION OF THE DOMESTIC SECURITY ENHANCEMENT
ACT OF 2003, please lift your sleave and sept toward the back of the store for your subdermal adsx veriCHIP Implant."
"Thank you, come again"
